#NoClimbNoCraft
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband ditching bathroom demo day for a climbing trip with his friends. Instead, you can focus on building the bathroom of your dreams without any distractions.
Plus, our virtual tile guy always shows up on time and gets the job done without any delays. No need to stress about deadlines or unfinished projects when you’re in our pixelated paradise.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? 🚽💥
Daily Server Info: September 5, 2024
Players: | 97/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 4457 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.