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Forget about crimes and riots, on our server the only thing you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can hoard before someone steals them all. And speaking of hoarding, our players are experts at breeding animals – because let’s face it, who needs real-life relationships when you can have a farm full of cows and pigs?
So come join us on our server, where the only thing sillier than the memes is our players’ dedication to building the most outrageous structures imaginable. Who needs pussy or work when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s mine, build, and laugh our way to victory – one block at a time!
Updated October 7, 2024
Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!