#MomLiftDenier420
Are you tired of being asked to lift your mom, who refuses to use the perfectly good crane provided for her? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to lift a finger (or your mom) again!
Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the hassle of back-breaking manual labor. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities, like lifting your paralyzed mom.
Join us now and experience the freedom of not having to lift anyone, ever again. Who needs a crane when you have a Minecraft server that provides endless entertainment and excitement? Don’t be the AITA in this situation, join our server and leave the lifting to the professionals (or the cranes)!
Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024
Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 222 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.