#MineTime #Madness
Forget about your real life responsibilities and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine in a day. Our server is so addicting, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom (just make sure to wear a diaper).
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get the chance to participate in our legendary annual Minecraft marathon, where players compete to see who can survive the longest without blinking. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring screen time forever!
Updated October 2, 2024
Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.