#MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun
we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.
but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.
so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.
Updated October 8, 2024
Players: | 105/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.