#ManChildMinecraftServer
Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!
Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!
So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!
Updated October 1, 2024
Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 8007 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Falling into the Void: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.