#HurricaneMiltonEscape
Reasons to join:
– No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters
– We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety
– Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free
Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!
Updated October 9, 2024
Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 331 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.