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Join us if you want to be part of a community that values genetic diversity and doesn’t think kissing your cousin is cool. Our fanbase is full of people who prefer relationships that don’t require a family tree chart to navigate, while our haters are just a bunch of DNA purists who can’t handle a little spice in their gene pool.
So come on over to our server and leave your family tree at the door – we promise you won’t find any branches intertwining here!
Daily Server Info: September 5, 2024
Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.