#MasturbateCraft
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling zombie hordes in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground club where players can test their survival skills in a battle royale style competition.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Masturbation Mountain, where players can climb to the peak and proudly proclaim where the weirdest place they’ve masturbated is. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Daily Server Info: September 5, 2024
Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 8940 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.