#MasturbateMaster420 #Minecraft #SMP
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with building ridiculous structures as you are.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a never-ending supply of cake, and even a pet llama that tells the best jokes. And don’t even get us started on the daily dance parties at sunset – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of blocky characters busting a move to the latest Minecraft parody song.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown – and maybe your character too, if you’re not careful.
Updated September 23, 2024
Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.