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Join our server and learn how to hang a picture, unclog a sink, change a tire, and even plug in a stove! Our experienced staff will guide you through the process, just like a parent helping their clueless child.
But don’t worry, we won’t be too hard on you. Even if you keep making the same mistakes over and over again, we’ll still show up and help you out. It’s like having a virtual parent who will always be there to bail you out of trouble.
So if you’re tired of being clueless and want to learn some basic life skills, join our server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even open that tool kit we gave you…eventually.
Daily Server Info: August 25, 2024
Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 260 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | New Chunks Explored: | 194473 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.