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1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.

So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
Updated September 29, 2024
Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 58 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.