#UnsatisfactoryLoveMinecraftSMP
Our server is filled with players who have also found themselves in lackluster relationships, but have found true love in the world of Minecraft. Who needs a partner who can’t satisfy you when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to take out your frustrations on?
So come join us and leave your boring real life behind. Who knows, you might even find a new partner who knows how to enchant your pickaxe in all the right ways 😉.
Updated September 28, 2024
Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.