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Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a llama parade, led by a chicken riding a pig. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground disco parties, where the creepers are the best dancers. And don’t even get us started on the giant floating taco that rains down enchiladas every Tuesday.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for wearing sunglasses and blasting dubstep as it flies around the End. Join us and you just might find yourself in an epic battle against the dragon, armed with nothing but a rubber chicken and a dream.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, if you see a cow wearing a top hat, be sure to tip your hat back in respect. It’s the polite thing to do.
Updated October 4, 2024
Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 58 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Runes Activated: | 0 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!