As featured on New Minecraft Servers
#Lost #Girls #Cucked #SMP
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
Updated October 7, 2024
Players: | 102/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 143 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Void Armor Forged: | 18 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.