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#LockOutLootOut
Our server is filled with surprises just like finding perfume on your husband’s clothes. But don’t worry, there are no flirty messages here, just friendly banter and epic adventures.
Unlike changing the locks on your cheating spouse, on our server, you can build and create without any drama. And if you ever feel like throwing something out the window, just toss a block into the abyss (or maybe just into the virtual dumpster).
Join us now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? Plus, we promise not to judge you for overreacting or blocking your ex on social media. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!
Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024
Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 100 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.