As featured on New Minecraft Servers
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– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter.
– We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu.
– The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs.
– Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot.
– We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!