#Minecraft #SMP #LeCulturedCraft
Join us as we battle against the invading niggers (zombies, of course) who have no culture but still manage to cause chaos. Witness the Europeans who are so petty and concerned with the most mundane things that it’s almost laughable. And don’t even get us started on the Englishmen who would probably scoff at the mere mention of our server.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious memes, and a culture that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then come join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.
Daily Server Info: September 2, 2024
Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 4479 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.