#ExcuseCraft #LamestLies
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, literally. Our server has a glitch that turns all pigs into majestic flying creatures that soar through the sky with grace and style. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come together to dance the night away. Skeletons breakdancing, creepers doing the moonwalk, it’s a party you don’t want to miss.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…soggy socks? Yeah, we’re not sure how those got in there either, but hey, free socks!
So come join our server for a wild ride of absurdity and laughter. Who needs a dumb excuse when you can have a hilarious one instead?
Updated October 6, 2024
Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.