#NoKidzAllowedCraft
Join our server and leave the stress of hosting child-friendly events behind. No need to worry about your carpet getting ruined or your walls getting crayon marks all over them. On our server, you can build your dream house without fear of tiny hands destroying it.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is child-free, so you can enjoy peace and quiet while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. No more dealing with underhanded comments from friends who don’t understand your childless lifestyle.
So come join us on our server and escape the chaos of real life. Build, explore, and laugh with like-minded players who understand the struggle of being the only one without kids. Plus, we have a strict “no badly behaved children allowed” policy, so you can game in peace without any disruptions. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!
Daily Server Info: September 2, 2024
Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.