As featured on New Minecraft Servers
#JewPacifying #Minecraft #SMP
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!
Updated October 19, 2024
Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.