As featured on New Minecraft Servers
#JavaCraftyLandscapes
Join us for outrageous adventures like asking the villagers to make you coffee while you relax and watch them work. Who needs to mine for diamonds when you can just sit back and enjoy a hot cup of joe? And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for being annoyed when they take too long to drink it – we’ve all been there!
So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate in absurdity and hilarity. Who needs normal gameplay when you can have a laugh riot with us? Join now and let the wackiness begin!
Updated October 10, 2024
Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 393 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Magic Items Found: | 4783 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.