#Minecraft #SMP
Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s been known to challenge players to dance-offs for enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most absurd adventure of your life!
Updated September 19, 2024
Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.