#Erection #Interference #Minecraft #SMP
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!
Updated October 2, 2024
Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 20 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1768 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.