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Our server is filled with wacky characters who have the attention span of a goldfish on caffeine. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our world filled with giant chickens, rainbow sheep, and explosive creepers that love to photobomb your selfies.
But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Grammar Police, who will hunt you down if you dare to use proper punctuation or spelling. They roam the land in their enchanted armor made of red pens and dictionaries, ready to correct your every typo.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos and dive headfirst into a world where the only rule is to have fun, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of patience, because things are about to get wild!
Daily Server Info: September 9, 2024
Players: | 108/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.