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Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies wielding diamond swords. You try to run but oh no, the ground beneath you turns into lava! Don’t worry, our resident wizard will swoop in on a flying pig and save you just in time.
But wait, there’s more! Want to build a house out of giant floating pancakes? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against a dragon made out of cheese? Why the heck not! The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.
Updated September 24, 2024
Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 9182 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!