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Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to build a castle out of nothing but TNT (spoiler alert: it’s explosive!).
And if you’re tired of dealing with white women in the gene pool, come join us where the only gene pool we care about is the one where Endermen swim laps while wearing sunglasses. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server anywhere else!
Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024
Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).