#SelfHateCraft
Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who takes a bite. But beware, the cheeseburger is guarded by a fierce army of flying pigs armed with bacon swords.
Sick of building the same old boring houses? On our server, you can build a floating castle made entirely of marshmallows and cotton candy. Just watch out for the sugar-crazed zombies who will stop at nothing to devour your delicious abode.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come to life! Who needs reality when you can have a cheeseburger-wishing, unicorn-riding, marshmallow-castle-building adventure?
Updated October 2, 2024
Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 6 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.