#Wagies #Deserve #Minecraft #SMP
We have a strict “no wageslave” policy, so you won’t have to deal with overpaid and underworked employees. Plus, if anyone dares to interrupt you, you can challenge them to a duel outside the virtual store!
Come join us and unleash your inner rage in a world where you can demand your steak and eat it too, without any interruptions or excuses. Let’s whip those virtual slaves into shape and create a world where customer service actually means something!
Updated September 20, 2024
Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 8323 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.