#GymGrindGuru #LevelUpLad
u can be the laziest mofo in the world and still be a total boss on this server. plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even unlock secret powers like the ability to fly in real life or control people’s minds.
so, what u waiting for? join now and become the ultimate lazy but powerful player on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u do, but that’s a risk u gotta take, amirite?
Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024
Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 141 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7235 |
Emeralds Found: | 2828 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.