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#GrossButYum #SMP
Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. Our server is like a mix between Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory and a circus run by clowns on unicycles.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure, hidden dungeons with epic loot, and even a giant chicken that lays golden eggs (seriously, it’s a thing). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe of infinite durability.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might just find yourself addicted to our server like a zombie to brains.
Updated October 9, 2024
Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Animals Bred: | 21 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.