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Picture this: a land where pigs ride on top of creepers, chickens wear diamond armor, and the trees are made of candy. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few TNT explosions here and there).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move on the dance floor. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our genderless-named SMP today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king or queen of the server (or maybe just the court jester, but hey, it’s all in good fun)!
Updated October 14, 2024
Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
Mines Excavated: | 4010 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2953 | New Chunks Explored: | 292037 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!