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Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of Minecraft.
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So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave.
Updated October 18, 2024
Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 3290 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4637 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!