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Updated October 14, 2024
Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!