#ExplodingTNTs #Minecraft #SMP #East #Euro #Poopies #Finally #Explain #Homophobic
Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, intense dance parties with creepers, and a quest to uncover the truth behind why all the east europoopies are so darn homophobic. Will we solve the mystery or just end up building more questionable statues in their honor? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who will judge your building skills with a single cluck.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this ridiculous adventure and let’s show those east europoopies that being fabulous is the only way to play Minecraft!
Updated September 29, 2024
Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 19 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!