#ExCardNoExGFBdayParty
Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!
Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?
Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!
Updated October 7, 2024
Players: | 92/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!