#ExBoyfriend911
Join us for a server experience that’s crazier than a truck spinning its tires on the grass, damaging the landscaping in the process. Our community is so lit, even the police might get involved (just kidding… or are we?).
With neighbors yelling, flower beds being destroyed, and exes demanding breakups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And hey, if you ever need a mental health counselor instead of the police, just let us know – we’ve got your back!
So come on over and join the chaos – who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server? You won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
Daily Server Info: September 1, 2024
Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.