#BetterThanSex #Minecraft #SMP
Our server is like a virtual wonderland where anything is possible. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not? Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas? Absolutely!
But be warned, once you join our server, you may never want to leave. We’ve had players who have forgotten to eat, sleep, and even go to the bathroom because they were so engrossed in the game. Who needs basic bodily functions when you have virtual adventures to embark on?
So come join us and experience the ultimate thrill ride of Minecraft SMP. Who needs sex when you have blocks to break and creepers to avoid? Let the addiction begin!
Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024
Players: | 103/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.