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Join us and experience the thrill of planning retirement parties for all your fellow players. Just like in the real world, you’ll be tasked with organizing food, collecting virtual money, buying gifts, and making sure the heads of the Minecraft company are there (they’re skeletons, by the way).
But don’t worry, we won’t force you to plan parties for people you’re not close to. We understand that party planning is a serious business and should only be done for true friends like Julie (who may or may not be a creeper in disguise).
So come on down to our server and show off your party planning skills. Who knows, you might even get a promotion to Chief Party Planner of the Minecraft world! Join now and let the retirement party madness begin!
Daily Server Info: August 31, 2024
Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 36 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.