#Dragons #SMP #Dogma
Our main guy + pawn will guide you through the treacherous lands of our server, offering witty commentary and questionable fashion choices along the way. But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of redstone and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their evil plans?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head and still somehow survive? Plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you super speed and make you invincible for 30 seconds. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the adventures begin! Just remember, always watch your back for sneaky creepers and never trust a villager wearing a top hat.
Updated September 28, 2024
Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 471 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 156385 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 6717 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.