#DisastrousDaveMC #SMP
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of wild pigs start chasing you, demanding to be fed cake or they’ll blow up your house! Or how about the time our resident prankster turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with chickens wearing top hats? Trust us, you never know what’s going to happen next on our server.
So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride on the back of a flying llama while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Or participate in a build competition where the theme is “build a giant toilet out of diamonds”? The possibilities are endless and the laughs are guaranteed.
So say goodbye to boring Minecraft servers and hello to the craziest, most unpredictable SMP around. Join us today and let the madness begin!
Updated September 29, 2024
Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 327 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 11 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 93 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.