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#Diamonds #Minecraft #SMP
Our server is like no other, with insane challenges and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We got you covered. How about building a giant statue of Trump made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on anyone who dares to challenge you. Plus, every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where you can dance the night away with your pixelated pals.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your life, relationships, and sanity at the door and come join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!
Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024
Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.