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Join us and prove that you’re not a suicidefag, but a warrior ready to take on any challenge. Don’t be a sissy like those kids who hated sports because they were afraid of getting hit. Life may be painful, but that’s no excuse to give up. Show us what you’re made of and conquer the virtual world like a true champion.
And remember, if you choose to be a loser by quitting, you’ll end up burning in hell for all of eternity. So why not join our server and become a true badass? See you on the battlefield, tough guy!
Daily Server Info: September 4, 2024
Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | New Chunks Explored: | 542241 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.