#Creeper #Cuffs #Handed #Fun
join this server if you wanna see flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. yeah, you heard me right. DANCING CREEPERS. they bust a move like no other, i swear.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. just follow the rainbow sheep and you’ll find yourself groovin’ with skeletons and zombies in no time.
plus, the admin is a unicorn who grants wishes. no joke. just ask nicely and you might find yourself with a diamond pickaxe or a pet dragon. it’s wild, man.
so, if you’re lookin’ for a minecraft server that’s off the walls bonkers, this is the place to be. just don’t ask about the one-handed handcuffing incident. trust me, you don’t wanna know.
Daily Server Info: September 7, 2024
Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Ores Mined: | 6906 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.