#CraftyCPSHoards
On our server, you won’t find any matted hair or piles of garbage, just epic builds and exciting quests. Our players are free to shower, brush their teeth, and even use deodorant – if they want to, of course!
Forget about abusive exes and messy houses, on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies. Plus, we have a strict no-hoarding policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual home will always be clean and clutter-free.
So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs family feuds when you can have a blast building and exploring in the world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with your sister’s messy house and her ex’s accusations.
Daily Server Info: September 13, 2024
Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 143 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 384 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.