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#CraftySnakeOil
Our server is so amazing that players have reported finding secret treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots that give them the power to summon a herd of dancing cows. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where you can ride on the backs of giant chickens while battling evil llamas with laser eyes.
So why waste your time on other boring servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and prepare to be amazed by the sheer ridiculousness of it all!
Updated September 27, 2024
Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.