#CraftyHub #Bowing #InLaws
Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one described above. We’ve got meth-addicted moms, drunk aunts and uncles, and cousins getting married just to stir up drama. And don’t forget about the grandma who can’t seem to understand basic human respect – she’s the real MVP of the server.
Join us for epic battles, crazy storylines, and more disowning than you can shake a diamond sword at. Who needs a soap opera when you’ve got our Minecraft server? So come on in and join the chaos – just don’t forget to bring your popcorn and your pickaxe. It’s gonna be a wild ride!
Daily Server Info: September 4, 2024
Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!