#MineCraftyDebates2024
Are you tired of boring servers with strict rules? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous reasons for you to join us! 😂
🚫 Rule #1: Don’t even think about mentioning violence! We take this rule VERY seriously. No more “gentle shoving” leading to “broad sword cutting” comments. We like to keep things peaceful and fun here. 🌸
🍔 Food tampering, aggressive animals, property damage, drunk driving, and even corporal punishment – all count as violence here! Mess with someone’s food and you might just face a life-threatening situation. And don’t even get us started on drunk driving – Google it if you need examples! 😂
🚫 What happens if you break the rules? Well, we have a zero tolerance policy for violence. Posts or comments hinting at violence will be removed faster than you can say “Minecraft.” And trying to sneak past our filters will earn you a ban quicker than you can say “creeper.” 💥
🦅👀 Oh, and did we mention our new rule #15? It’s not really a rule, but it’s in the FAQs. Because sometimes the devil’s in the details and the details are in the FAQ. Just trust us on this one. 😜
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with peace, fun, and maybe a little bit of chaos (but only the good kind)! See you in the game, adventurer! 🌟🎮🚀
Daily Server Info: September 1, 2024
Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 5867 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!