#CraftyRapist #Minecraft #Server
WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH GOLDEN CARROTS (DON’T ASK HOW WE GOT ‘EM, IT’S A LONG STORY).
OH, AND DID I MENTION THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO LOVES BELLY RUBS? YEAH, IT’S CRAZY, BUT THAT’S JUST HOW WE ROLL ON THIS SERVER.
SO COME ON DOWN, JOIN US, AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMORIES THAT’LL MAKE EVEN DOMINIQUE PELICOT BLUSH.
Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024
Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”