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#Crafty #Dysfunction #Epic #Epidemics
we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.
join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!
Updated September 20, 2024
Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.